Unacceptable bollocks!

Ayliffe: "Luke it is not acceptable to show up 2 hours late every day!"
Myself: "Miss it's not acceptable to peel your clothes off a dead fucking clown every day!"

Well my flock; yes you are now all sheep if you don't like it...do one you little prick :), this is indeed the first blog spawn of the splendid mind of one of my readers, a bearded fellow named Maxwell...Jordan Peter Mary Christmas Maxwell to be precise.
Born in Checkslovakia to a Swedish gnome and an Icelandic fish-monger; she knows fuck all but we humour her all the same.

And Jordan's choice of topic is: Anal Retentiveness
No only joking...we'll save that one for a rainy day (Y)

The real topic is EASTHAMPSTEAD CUNT SIXTH FORM; governed by the head cunt herself, filled with the cuntiest cunt cunt's you'll ever meet in your cunting life.

For the people that don't like that word I do apologise...please feel free to fuck off in future.

Now the worst that could happen (apart from a ball renching, penis shrivelling STD) is that Ayliffe stumbles across this page (in which case...Hi...you fucking piss-stained swine!) and proceeds court action...pfttt!
I will persist to call you a cunt no more; you lack the depth and warmth of one of those!
Every encounter I fail to see your purpose in life. I must however say that you emulate the persona of a slinky up most perfectly...you serve little or no purpose, useful for fuck-all...but I can't help but share a cynical smile when I push you down the stairs! :)

Those wanks who call themselves teachers aren't all that swanky either! They treat you like a kid all fucking day then you ask them to shake your cock for you after you've had a piss and they become all melodramatic!

For today I’ve had enough; I think I’ve composed more than enough to warrant several lawsuits on top of the one I received today for GB-fucking-H!
I was only standing at the cash machine when an old decrepit lady came up to me and asked if I could check her balance...so I pushed her over?
What was I supposed to fucking do!?