God created Heaven (myself) and Earth (where I usually spend my Saturday nights).
Seeing as this is my first ever blog it should be filled with glorification for the life I lead. A composition of creative tones exonerating the sheer magnitude of....oh fuck it!
This has taken me 17 years, 208 months, 152,212 hours or 6342 days (if you want to be picky) to begin. Some would call it laziness; I call it preparation. 17 years, 208 months, 152,212 hours or 6342 days of meeting some wonderful (and not so wonderful) people, getting drunk, falling in and out of love as well as occasionally falling over (maybe that has something to do with the drunk thing?), making a complete idiot out of myself and topping it off by having a fucking good time whilst doing all of it! All so I can come on here and share my life with the people who were there when I did all of those things? Okay maybe a few randomers will stumble across my page, share a cynical snigger at my expense; only run up to me in the street, point and shout, "WANKER!"
But I suppose if a blog isn't going to completely "wankerfy" the writer then it serves little or no purpose.
You could say I grew up a screw up, you could say I grew up a dashingly handsome specimen of the male species (not that many do), or you could say I haven't grown up at all!
Throughout my blog i will take you on a daily journey. I will show you my life through my eyes and show you just how much of a wanker you really are :)
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First person to see it, first comment! It's all looking good buddy so best of luck with making the rest of it!
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