Today I'm going to have a little moan. If it isn't bad enough that while I'm casually eating my dinner I have to endure countless adverts about bladder weakness and diarrhea. But recent rumours in the media have arisen that an 71 year old woman is trying to get pregnant (if shes getting some and I ain't then something just ain't right!)
I'm sorry; but at 71 it's not her I feel sorry for, it's the baby!
I'm sorry; but at 71 it's not her I feel sorry for, it's the baby!
And not the fact that he or she is going to have an old mum, or that not soon after their mum has stopped wiping their ass and putting them in nappies that they'll be doing the same for her!
It's the fact that for 9 months, every time she goes to sit down and pee, the baby's gonna have to brace itself to avoid bunjee jumping into the toilet by the umbilical cord!
Apparently the woman has never had a child and wants to experience the miracle of birth. She's sort of a cheat really, where as most women go through excruciating amounts of pain; that baby will be out of their like a slip and slide!
Tomorrow marks the beginning of another glorious week at Sixth Form and i am yet to do any of the work set...
I know Sundays the day of rest but...am i taking the piss?
4 comments:
AMEN!
I hate these bloody things. Just gone and deleted the sodding comment. But anyway what I was saying was that made me laugh. A lot. :D
Good job. I may have found a new way to escape work.
This is Webber-pants btw. :)
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God that made me laugh. You know, you may be on to something here Luke. :D
I was needing to expand my blog horisons...it was fairly limited. Mainly one about cancer really.
Btw this is Laura I don't know how the hell these things worl and if you can see me??? Hello? No. Ok. I'll be quiet then.
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Oh crap now its posted both. Bloody wonderful.
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