Taken from the Starbucks website.
"Starbucks is Viagra in a mug and if it doesn't give you a hard on you'll end up leaping over the counter in an attempt to stick your cock in the hot milk machine!"
Taken from the disgusting mind of Luke.
I know I moaned about them the other day for their retardation in regards to the holiday season... but if they shag as good as they make coffee i gotta get me a Starbucks wifey!
The anticipation alone that you’re about to pay for a highly over priced cup of sex it's to much to take it! We'll try to ignore the ugly mono-browed barrister behind the counter...it's not them your thinking about shagging...it’s the Starbucks (and I’m not talking about the saggy-titted Mermaid!)
I don't know what it is about a good Starbucks but it seems to make everything OK!
Perhaps they should invest in Starbucks at funeral parlours?
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"I'm very sorry about your Wife...Frappachino?"
"I must apologise for dropping the coffin...Did you want whipped cream on that?"
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Reminder to all friends: If i ever get run over and end up in a comma on a drip...call starbucks...they know my usual!
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